you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
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