It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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