Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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