We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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