i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
All I want is dick and wine.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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