I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
