The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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