My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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