It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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