Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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