She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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