I'm jealous of your bromance
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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