if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Randomize
