All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You're like the curious george of whores
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm too high and old for this...
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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