You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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