She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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