she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
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