69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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