that's an acceptable place to lick
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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