If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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