I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
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