I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Randomize
