Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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