We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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