Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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