Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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