I think I died a long time ago.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
organizing the empties. That sober.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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