at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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