wat bout pragnant strippers??
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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