THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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