You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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