we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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