Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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