how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
