the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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