like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize
