Do you still have your period?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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