i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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