Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Randomize
