I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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