How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
it's like heaven, but drunker
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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