Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
My feet surprised me
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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