Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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