You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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