Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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