Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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