the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I just gift wrapped bread.
he fucked my hip out of place.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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