I think my fart just growled at me.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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