Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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