...so i touched it.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
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