My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
it's like iHOP with fire
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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